*A Kiwi ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a Small village
>> and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
>>
>> He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Aussie
>>
>> 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
>>
>> Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi.'
>>
>> Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
>>
>> Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
>>
>> Aussie: (look of extreme shock)
>>
>> Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the
>> Villager)
>>
>> Dog: 'Yep'
>>
>> Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
>>
>> Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
>> and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
>>
>> Aussie: (look of utter disbelief)
>>
>> Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
>>
>> Aussie: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
>>
>> Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
>>
>> Horse: 'Cool'
>>
>> Aussie: (absolutely dumbfounded)
>>
>> Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
>>
>> Horse: 'Yep'
>>
>> Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
>>
>> Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly Brushes
> me
>> down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'
>>
>> Aussie: (total look of amazement)
>>
>> Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
>>
>> Aussie: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f****** liar......'


Cheers, Don