My mother told me that a man needs to be only a little better looking than a gorilla, what he does have to have is brains. So don't feel bad monster
Let me see if I can remember part of Rolo's post, it went something like this.. "Definition of Man of war: An invertebrate with stinging tentacles that causes painful burns to something it comes in contact with. A home remedy is to pour warm urine over it."
Translation - You're a spineless individual who causes discomfort to the people around you. The solution is to piss on you