The Television Joke

  • There's a pawn shop in miami owned by a cuban.
    A PR walks in and asks the owner how much for the TV.
    The owner say "200 dollas boricua".


    The PR get mad and goes on to say the owner is racist and is trying to rip him off. The PR goes home infuriated and bent on proving the cuban is racist.


    So the PR dresses up like an old lady and walks in and asks how much for the tv.


    The owner says "200 dollas boricua".


    The PR calmly walks out and starts cursing when he is out of sight.
    He goes home and dresses up like a hot lady then goes back to the store and asks how much for the tv.


    The owner says "200 dollas boricua".


    The guy continues to do this and is met with the same response from the store owner each time.
    The PR finally loses it and goes off on the cuban.


    "How the hell do you know it is me all of the time!!!"


    Then the owner says " boricua, that's a microwave not a tv"

    Davie Peguero

  • Estaban un campechano y un Yucateco discutiendo quienes eran más tarados si los Yucas o los Campechanos...


    Te voy a demostrar chito, que los campechanos son más caballos que nosotros ...


    Van a una tienda en Campeche( CD del Carmen) y piden una vela con el pabilo para abajo. En ninguna tienda de Campeche la encuentran. Entonces van a Mérida y le piden a un tendero una vela con el pabilo para abajo. El tendero toma una vela la voltea y se las da. ....


    Dice entonces el Yucateco...Lo ves ninio, los campechanos son más caballos que los Yucas...



    ---!!A noo!! responde el de Campeche ----- Una cosa es que tengan las tiendas más surtidas chito!!!

    I'm a Speardiver, not a freediver

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