For someone who doesn't want to be a moderator you sure seem to take an interest in moderating.
Steak knife on a broom stick.. I'd have no bad feelings for someone presenting this idea. It is a funny idea but contrary to the one in this thread goes right along with the spirit of spearfishing.
There is another place on the interenet, supposedly for freedive spearos, and when you go there and click on some threads you end up shaking your head with frustration. Do you want this place to be the same? I am happy about it being my choice, as fuzz wisely put it, it is my vision. And if my vision needs to be more clearly defined here you go; If you feel you need music to complement your spearfishing then Speardiver forum is not the place for you.