Your wife is full of jealousy of a bunch of unanimated sticks of wood and alluminium instead of real girls :rolleyes1:
The nicest and most expensive suit you have in your closet has a cammo pattern on it
You have a great creativity for places to conceal your new gear, and your werehouse is full of " friends" spearguns :rolleyes1:
Your car smells like a skunk no matter how many cans of deodorizer you use to get rid of the odor
(and worst thing is you kindda like the smell)
Your index twitch every time you see an aquarium
Every time you smell latex you think automatically in a speargun instead of a condom (and your index begins to twitch) :rolleyes1: